!~Jhat Pat Jawab~!

[TheMask]

Salamz dosto !!!

is thread mein chotay chotay sawal kiye jaein gay
jiska answer next anay wala member day ga,,
or sath hi woh koi bhi chota sa question pochay ga,,
or anay walay member ko uska answer dena hoga,,
to ye jhat pat jawab hoga,,mager koi bhi kisi bhi kisam
ki baat nahi likhay ga jis say kisi ki bhi Dil azari ho,,
to start karta hoon, Question iz,,,,



aaj apnay ***ch mein kya khaaya ???

[ashtrio]

baryani

app nay subhan utt kar sab say pehla kam kia kia tha ?

[TheMask]

Ankhien kholi thien,, :p


or apnay ???

[nido786]

ma ne bhi ankhen hi kholi thin.

ap ne aj koun sa suit pehna ha ???

[ashtrio]

wo he wala

app rat ko kitnay bajay soy thay ?

[TheMask]

1:30 pay...


or aap abhi kya kar rahay ho ?

[nido786]

Chit Chat

or ap ka aj kya plan ha ?

[TheMask]

nothing special..


B.fast kia ?? ya nahi ?

[Raniya]

kar liya
aap batao aap kia karo gay gay aaj saham ko?

[TheMask]

me will do some work,, koz me aj boht busy hoon,


and u ?

[ashtrio]

nothing special

[nido786]

wat nothing special yar ?

[ashtrio]

ajjjjjj aaaairpot jana hay


hahahahahahahahah

[nido786]

ajjjjjj aaaairpot jana hay


hahahahahahahahah



Hahahahaha masoom k bachay ap ko PM me batata hon.

[TheMask]

mager mein nay nahi jana,, :p


aaj aap nay kitnay jhoot bolay ?

[nido786]

Mujhay yad nahi hai k kitni dafa bola hai.:D

aj ap ne kitni dafa sach bola ?

[TheMask]

boht bar bola... kun k me ko jhoot pasand nahi,,


aaj u ka mod kesay hay ???

[nido786]

Udas hon..,

aaj k din ka koi special kam ???

[ashtrio]

special kam to koi nahi hay
per lagta hay app ko koi yaad araha hay wo bhee karachiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[nido786]

Ap ko bara Pata hai. ap w8 karo 2din ki bat hai sirf main samjh sakta hon ap ki feelings.:tea

[ashtrio]

Ap ko bara Pata hai. ap w8 karo 2din ki bat hai sirf main samjh sakta hon ap ki feelings.:tea



kis kisam ki feelings mayray bhai

[nido786]

Jub aap wednesday ko airrrrrrrr port jayen gay to ap khud bhi samjh jayen gay..

hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha :whoo:whoo

[ashtrio]

main app k muu say suna chahta hon plz bataiya ga zara

[nido786]

main likh k zada behtar tor pe bata sakta hon jese k main likh chuka hon.

[ashtrio]

kia bata saktay ho nido bhai

[TheMask]

lolz nido nay jo batana tha bata chuka.. lolz :p

wel aaj aap logoon nay kya acha kaam kia ????

[nido786]

lolz nido nay jo batana tha bata chuka.. lolz :p

wel aaj aap logoon nay kya acha kaam kia ????



Humna g ap ne bilkul sahi kaha hai yeh bahut masoom hai is wja se ise bar bar batana parta hai.

[ashtrio]

Humna g ap ne bilkul sahi kaha hai yeh bahut masoom hai is wja se ise bar bar batana parta hai.





nido bhai humna bhai app say poch rahay thay k aaj app nay kon sa acha kam kia hay app kuch or bata rahay ho

[nido786]

Masoom bhai ab ap khud topic change ker rahay ho to ma kiya ker sakta hon.

[TheMask]

ap ki hobbies kya hien ???

[ashtrio]

Masoom bhai ab ap khud topic change ker rahay ho to ma kiya ker sakta hon.




main nay to koi topic change nahi kia hay

[nido786]

Ap ne bilkul change kiya hai topic.

[TheMask]

ok guyz let me know k aap log break fast mein kya pasand kartay ho ?

me ko Lassi pasand hay,, hmmm

[Raniya]

Paratha

Aaj aap nay kitney logoon ki madad ki kisi b kaam main?

[TheMask]

aik ki hay,, koz woh lahore hay mein isb mein,,

to pori try hay k uski her mumkin madad ki ja sakay,,


aap ko clors konsay pasand hien ?

[nido786]

Gray

ap ki favourite sweet dish kia hai ???

[ashtrio]

sweet dish hay jo bhee ho


ajj subha sab say pehlay salam kis ko kia tha app nay ?

[TheMask]

Office mein sub ko,,


or dopehar mein kya khao gay ??

[nido786]

Birrrrrrrrrrryani

aur sham me kiya kaho gay ?

[TheMask]

sham mein Savour,,,


aaj apnay kisi k liye dua ki ??

[nido786]

Abhi tuk to nai ki,,


aj weekend pe ap kahan jayen gay ????

[TheMask]

aaj to kahien nahi jana haaan kal hum log fishing k liye jaein gay,,

Mangla Dam,,,


or aap ??

[ashtrio]

dost k village or nido bhai apppppppp ?

[nido786]

mera bhi kuch yehi program hai kashmir mirpur jana hai

is week ap kisi ko wish karain gay????

[ashtrio]

app k liya app fikar na karo kashmir banay ga pakistan

[TheMask]

is weekend per RAwal Dam jaein gay,,


or aap kahan jao gay ?

[nido786]

Masoom bhai ap yeh bar bar kashmir k peechay kyun par gaye ho ?????

[TheMask]

Masoom bhai ap yeh bar bar kashmir k peechay kyun par gaye ho ?????

to nido bhai aap kun masoom k peechay par gaye ho,,

acording to point bhi kuch post kar do,,

jo question hay uska ans bhi dy do,,

[nido786]

Mujhay masoom ka jawab chaiye humna.

[ashtrio]

yar nido bhai app pocho main bata ta hon

[TheMask]

is weekend per bus Rawal dam jana hay,,

[ashtrio]

rawaldam ja k kia karo gay humna jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[nido786]

yar nido bhai app pocho main bata ta hon

abay pehle bata to diya hai ab kia bar bar bataon :smash

[ashtrio]

dubara batatay howay kia takleef hoti hay

[nido786]

han hoti hai :p:p:p

[ashtrio]

ja k Dr. Aqib say tika lagwao takleef doooooooor ho jay ge

[nido786]

lekin mujhay Dr. Aqib se milnay G.10 jana paray ga.:p:p:p:p

[ashtrio]

wahan main app ko lay jaon ga

[nido786]

yeh to bhot hi achi bat hogi k ap khud le jaon gay G.10

[ashtrio]

bilkul janab

[nido786]

Kub chalna hai ????

[TheMask]

Sunday ko

[nido786]

main ready ho ap k sath janay k liye.

[TheMask]

aaaj ap nay ***ch mein kya khana hay ?

[nido786]

Chicken Korma

[ashtrio]

time bhee batado hum bhee ajain gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[nido786]

10pm pe G.10 pahunch jana agar khana hai to.:p

[TheMask]

mein nay to Chanay khaye thay,,

aaj apko kisi say daant pari ??

[nido786]

Nahi abhi tuk to nahi pari,,,

aaj sachi sachi batana kis kis ne namaz parhi ???

[ashtrio]

main nay nahi parhee

[TheMask]

abhi jumay ka time nahi huwa ?


apnay khud parhi ?

[nido786]

Shukar Alhamdulilah main ne to parhi thi

main ne ap logon se pocha tha ?????

[ashtrio]

nido bhai app nay jumma ki namaz kahan parhee thee

[TheMask]

Mein nay Fajar ki namaz ka pocha tha nido,,,


or is waqt kya ho raha hay ?

[ashtrio]

nido bhai ghayib hogay han

[TheMask]

nido ghaib ho gaya hay u to idher hi ho na ??

aaj apnay kis colr ka suit wear kia hay ??

[nido786]

White shirt & gray pent

ap ne kis colur k shoes pehne hain ????

[ashtrio]

Black

[nido786]

Masom bacha agay question bhi to kiya karo.:smash

[TheMask]

mein nay aaj shoes nahi pehnay,, :p


aap is waqt kya kar rahay ho ?

[ashtrio]

chating kar raha hon

[TheMask]

me working ,,


after chating what will u do ???

[nido786]

ma to kam ker raha hon,,,

chating koun ker raha hai ????

[TheMask]

chatting masoom kar raha tha,,

aaj kya masrofiyat hein ?

[zain]

aaj shaam ko bike ki service karni hai...:)


jab bhi paga say pucho k tum pagal ho to wo kehta hai nahi......:)

to aap batao.........


kya aap pagal ho?????hahahahaah:)

[TheMask]

pagal kahay pagal pagal,,

pagloon say hoshiyar rahien :p

[hardy]

abhi tk to kuch nhi .

aaj ap dinner kahan pr aur kia khane ka irada hai.

hey masoom kahan pr ho

pagal agar pagal khayega to wo pagal jis ko khaya gaya hai wo pagal kia khaye ga

[nido786]

uffff,,,,, pagal ker k rakh diya hai :smash

[ashtrio]

masoom bhee yahan per hee hay

wasay ya pagal ki kia story hay maray bahyon

[zain]

yaar pagloon ki b koi story hoti hai kya......

kuch nahi bus chooro pagal hain ye sab

wesay mujhy ..........issi pagal wali baat pay aik lateefa yaad aya

agar ijazat ho to share karon ......???

[nido786]

bilkul zain bhai ap share ker sakte hain lateefa magr joke box me sirf

[malik]

abhi to intizar mein hoon k kb ***ch mile ga.
masoom bhai aap kahan pr hain

[TheMask]

Masoom bhai ka to nahi pata kahan per hein,,


aaj ki kya naiki ki hay ?

[ashtrio]

main bhee yahan per hee hon thora sa busy tha but abb free hogia hon

or saray members kaysay han

[zain]

theek hay nido G.....;)

[ashtrio]

nido jee kahan ho kia ho raha hay

[nido786]

main to yahin hon yar

aj weekend pe ap ka kia plan hai????

[TheMask]

weekend per kya plan hona aik shadi hay us mein jana hay,,

or tumhara ???

[ashtrio]

main nay doston k sath rawal dam jana hay fishing karnay

[nido786]

Aaj ap ne kis colour ki shirt pehni hai ?????

[TheMask]

hello every one, ans denay k baad question bhi kia karein next member k liye ok,,

aaj mein nay white clr ki shirt pehni hay,,


or aaj apnay kya important kaam karna hay ?

[ashtrio]

licence banwanay jana hay or ajj app nay khana kia khaya hay

[nido786]

abhi tuk to khaya hi nahi abhi time nahi hua ***ch ka

aj ap kissi ko wish karna chahain gay ???????

[malik]

apnay booooooooooos ko un ki dosaree shadi hoi hay wasay app ajj sham ko kia kar rahay ho

[nido786]

main aaj sham ko market ja raha hon

aj ap ***ch me kia khain gay ??????

[malik]

Koshish to hai kuch acha mil jaye. well dekhna hai aaj naseeb mein kia hai. wese aap aj k ***ch ka kia program bna rahe hain

[malik]

AAAAAAAAAAAAaj aap ne break fast mein kia khaya . mere dost hai wo kehte hain aaj jote khate khate bcha. aur aap?

[nido786]

aaj main ne breakfast kiya hi nai :p

aaj ap hamaray liye dua karain gay ??????

[malik]

kese krte breakfast mein jote jo mil rahe the. is liye aap ne breakfast k bjae buch nklne mein hi apni aafiat smjhi.:whoo:whoo:whoo:whoo
wese dinner to ghar pr krenge na???????

[nido786]

malik bhai ap ne pehlay bataya nahi ap ko jotay bhi miltay hain?????

[malik]

hahahahaha abhi tk to bacha hwa hon .
bcoz Im unmarried. lkn aaaaaaaap bre shoq se poch rahe hain lgta hai aap ko roooooooooooz breajkfast miltya hai .:whoo:whoo:whoo

[ashtrio]

wasay acha hay khanay main jotay milyn to
wasay ajj app ki masrofiyat han ?

[malik]

to sir aap shoq se khayen meine kb mna kia hai . akhr tabedari b koi cheez hoti hai. aur aaj aap kahan jane ka irada rkhte hain?

[nido786]

irada to lake pe janay ka hai

aj pa dinner me kia khain gay????

[malik]

jote to nhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Insha Allah. baqi jo naseeb mein hwa .
wese aaaaaaaaapne ktni baaaaaaaar jote khaye hain?

[ashtrio]

abhee tak to jotay khanay ka koi expreiance nahi howa hay Allah Ka shukar hay app apnay baray main batao ?

[malik]

chalo ho jaega. wese mein abhi is track pr hi nhi aya to jote kese

[nido786]

malik sahb hamari duaein ap k sath hain,,,,:whoo:whoo:whoo:whoo

[malik]

thanx filhaaaaaaaal jote aaaaaap k sath hain

[nido786]

hahahahahahahahaha

har bat pe malik sahb ko jotay yad arahay hain

malik sahb ki history parna paray gi.

[malik]

parheye parheye shoq khtm ho jaye ga jab ye samne aaega k aap ki trf pehla jota meri hi trf se aaya tha hahahahahahahahahah. just kidding

[nido786]

oh ho malik bhai gusa to na kiya karo bhai meray

mazak me bola tha main ne :whoo:whoo:whoo

[ashtrio]

kia bola tha nido bhai app nay

[nido786]

kuch nahi bola tha masom bachay tension nai lo.

[ashtrio]

hahahahahahahahaha

[nido786]

is mein hansnay ki kia bat hai:confused:

[ashtrio]

hay na hasnay ki bat....................................... tenssion

[nido786]

kia bat hai ap bata do?????

[malik]

are masooooooooom bhai nido bhai ne aaaaaap ko pagal kaha tha usi pr bhs ho rahi hai k aap pagal ho ya nhi. ab aaaaaaaaaaaap khud hi clear kr den k kia sahi hai . hahahahahahah

[nido786]

masoom yeh malik hamain larane ki koshish ker raha hai tum is ki baton mein na ana

yeh mailk bhot tez hai.:p:p:p:p:p

[TheMask]

by the way itni gupshup mein topic ko bhi yaad rakha karo,,


aaj kon kon online aya ???

[malik]

hohohohhoh hahaha mein to online hon baqi aaaaaaaap pta krlen hahahahah. Q k mein police wala nhi hoooon.
wese aaaaaaaaap khud online hain ya nhi?

[nido786]

malik bahi police walon se itna darne ki zarurat nahi hai

ap to har topic me police police ker rahay ho

hahahahahahahahahaha

abhi to police ne kuch kiya hi nahi

hahahahahahaha

[malik]

Nido bhaaaaaaaaai ghor kren police ki zyada grdan kon kr raha hai mein ya aaaaaaaaap. aaaaaaaap ka ek jmly mein char dfa zkr hai.
wsee aaaaaaaaj ap kia kr rahe hain?

[ashtrio]

wasay main ajj postings karraha hon or appppppppppppp ?

[nido786]

Aur main aj postings read ker raha hon

aj ap ka kia plan hai ????

[ashtrio]

ajj hafta hay kal chuti hay ajj rawaldam jana hay doston k sath :)

[nido786]

meray bhai ap kis k sath gaye thay rawaldam???

[ashtrio]

doston k sath kia abb nam bhee bataon ?

[TheMask]

mein to Popay k sath gya tha,,

or tum ?

[ashtrio]

main haji babloo k sath

app nido bhai ko kiun nahi lay k gay

[TheMask]

kis baat per discusion ho rahi hay,, Kon kisko nahi lay kar gya

[ashtrio]

appppp nido bhai ko nahi lay kar gayyyyy ho mask bhai ?

[zain]

kon kahan gya ta.......or sunao (ab say jazz on hy)

[TheMask]

but nido nay acha nahi kia bhatti k sath,, usay nahi lay kr gya,, :p

[zain]

acha.........samaj gya

[TheMask]

or masoom nay bhi yehi kia

[zain]

acha.......in pay tou aik aik savour ka dent lagna chaeye

[nido786]

Bhatti ko na le jane ki masti masoom bhai letray ki thi,,,,,:rl:rl:rl

Ab koi bata sakta hai k Bhati kia karay ga massom k sath??????

[TheMask]

hahahahahah beta jis bhi Letray ki thi,, ye to jub woh aye ga to pata chalay ga,, :p

[nido786]

Bhati masoom ko dhondta phr raha hai.:wk

[TheMask]

masoom garmi bhi boht ziada hay,,

bhati say bach,,, bhatti ko ye pankha day day,, http://www.mastdunya.com/clear.gif

[ashtrio]

hahahahahahahahaha


saree ke saree masti tum log ki hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hahahahahahahahahaha



main to bhatti ko phankha day don ga


per


tumhara kia hoga kaliyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[TheMask]

hahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha

http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/461.jpg

[zain]

Funkari........:p

[ashtrio]

kon seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[zain]

Wohi jo nazar aye....usay funkari kehtay hain masoom

[ashtrio]

achaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
main abhee bhee nahi samjha zainnnnnnnnnnnnn

[zain]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR......
..babloo ki funkari :p :)

[ashtrio]

theeeeeeeek hay zain jeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[zain]

Yaaaaaaar ab reply na kareen warna pc shut down karna hay mainy

[ashtrio]

theek hay zain jee pc shut down kardo app

[nido786]

Bhai meray yaha to topic se hat ker har koi bat ker raha hai yar bhai topic jo hai us pe bat karo na,,,,:tw

[ashtrio]

topic kia hay nido bhai ?

[nido786]

Hahahaaha

pehlay to mujhay yeh batain k agar ap ko topic ka hi nahi pata to ap ker kia rahay hain yahan:tw

[TheMask]

hahahahahahaha

[ashtrio]

topic hee pocha hay na app say app to tap is tarha rahay han k ..................................

[TheMask]

hahahahahahaha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,, lolzzzzzzzzz

[nido786]

Dekh main phir elephant wali kahani cher don ga:rl

[TheMask]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,,,,

aaj ap logoon nay break fast mein kya khaya ?

[nido786]

Main ne to Daal khai hai

ap log ***ch mein kia khain gay????

[TheMask]

Daal ????????????????? hahahahahaha

[nido786]

stupid hanso mat meri favourite daal thi,,,,

[TheMask]

hahahahahahaha :sr khao khao khao,,,

[TheMask]

hahahahahahaha :sr khao khao khao,,,

[ashtrio]

nido bhai ya theeeeeee ka kia matlab hay kia abb nahi hay ?

[TheMask]

thee is liye k khaa gya,, khtam kar di to thee hi hogi na masoom,, ub itna bhi masoom na ban,,,

[bint-e-zok]

hahahahaha aaj roza kitnay bajay khulay ga

[TheMask]

1 mint pehlay khulay ga,, hahahahahahah

[ashtrio]

kiun roza lag raha tha sana

[TheMask]

hahahahah roza to bary baroon ko lag raha hay

[ashtrio]

Rozay khatam hogay han mask bhai

[TheMask]

g haan,, ye thread aap ub parh rahay hien,, but humari discussion ramzan mein hui thi,, bewakoof,, kabhi to baat ko samajh lia karo,, :p

[nido786]

HAhahahaha woh ashtrio hi kia jo bat ko samjh le :rl:rl:rl

[0092directory]

ok mn to ap k swal ka ans dy rhi hun
ap k mobil mn kitna balance hy