Funny Sms

[Sms Heart]

:cheer2 Now Here You Can Share Your Sms, Jokes & Have Fun . . . . . . .

[Sms Heart]

Sms Rates

*sMs rates*
1997 Rs 6
1999 Rs 5
2001 Rs 4
2003 Rs 3
2005 Rs 2
2007 Rs 1
2008 Rs 0.5
2009 Free

Aap sms kab kro gy?
Jab sms karnay se Paisay milengay???

[Sms Heart]

Boy:Suit bara acha pehna hai
Girl:Thanx
B:lipstik bohot achi lagai hai
G:Thanx
B:make up b bohot acha kiya hai
G:Thanx"bhai"
Boy: phir b achi nahi lag rahi ho.

[Sms Heart]

Kehte
hain hazaron saal pehle ki baat hai

aik kaali billi thi
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ab nhi hai.... :p

[Sms Heart]

Judge 2 thief: Tumhein chori karte waqt, zara bhi apni maa behenon ka khayal nahi aya?

Thief: Aya tha! Magar kia karon, dukan mei sirf gents suits hi thay.

[Sms Heart]

Larka achanak larki ko dehkh kr kehta hai,

Lafz tery geet mere ghazal koi sunaon kya?

Larki,hath meray gal teray kan k nechai bajaun kya,?

[love]

coollllllll thanks