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malik
06-20-2009, 03:22 AM
Salam doston
ap sab theek ho gay main aik naya thread start kar raha hon jaysa k app title say hee jan gay hon gay k ya han per app log kisi ki bhee complaint karwa saktay han jo app ko tang karta ho




is main hamaray DSP Mask bhai


or direct hawaldar Nido 786 bhai han



so lets start agar koi complaint hay to



sab say pehlay main apni complaint darj karwata hon nido bhai k khalaf k wo ghusa bohot kartay han in ka kuch kia jay

ashtrio
06-22-2009, 01:17 AM
kia bat hay malik bhai police station khultay hee shakayat



wasay mayray pass abhee koi complaint nahi hay kisi k bhee khilaf

nido786
06-22-2009, 01:48 AM
main chief justice k pas jaon ga aur insaf mangon ga k meray khilaf jhoti complaint darj karai gai hai.:p

malik
06-23-2009, 04:12 AM
Not Mentionnnnnnnn
Mein un se already ml chuka hon aur un k mashware hi se to shakayt drj krae hai. sdr wese mera graen hai. ab kia kro ge. ho ho ho ha haha

nido786
06-23-2009, 04:41 AM
oh no,,:eek: ab kia hoga is ka matlub hai underground hi hona paray ga.;)

malik
06-23-2009, 06:02 AM
hahahaha . lkn ek baaaat bta don ye pakistan hai yahan ki police agr dhondne pr ajae to patal se b nkal lati hai. Is liye khayal rakhna hahahahahaha

nido786
06-23-2009, 08:44 AM
aur main ap ko yeh bat bhi bata don k yahan ki police ko agar achi rishwat de do to woh us banday ko bhi pakarnay ko tayar hojti hai jis ne complaint darj karai thi :whoo:whoo:whoo:whoo:whoo

hardy
06-24-2009, 01:36 AM
are bhai hum apki sula krwa dete hain tension kun lene ka.

ashtrio
06-24-2009, 02:27 AM
i agree with hardy main bhee hardy k sath mil kar tum dono ki sula karwa dayta hon if u dont mind

nido786
06-24-2009, 02:42 AM
beta complaint hogai hai sula safai ab itni asani se nahi hogi.;)

ashtrio
06-24-2009, 02:52 AM
complaint malik bhai ko keh k wapis laylain gay nido bhai

nido786
06-24-2009, 03:11 AM
han yeh ho sakta hai.

TheMask
06-24-2009, 04:58 AM
haan complaint wapis lay lo warna acha nahi hoga.,,

nido786
06-24-2009, 08:04 AM
kyun malik sahb ab pta chala k yeh police walon mein kitna ittefaq hota hai ab to DSP sahb bhi mere sath hain.:whoo:whoo

malik
06-25-2009, 12:36 AM
ha ah hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ab to sochna pare ga. chalen mein c.j sb se mashwra kr k dekhta hon phr faisla krenge k shkayat waps leni hai ya karwai age brhani hai. aur DSP sb haq pr chlna sekhen ksi ka saaaaath dena achi baaaaaat nhi hoti.

nido786
06-25-2009, 01:46 AM
yeh malik sahb ap ko warning di hai DSP sb ne abhi bhi time hai samjh jao nahi to ap ka bhi wohi haal hoga jo musharaf ka hua hai.

TheMask
06-25-2009, 03:34 AM
aham aham,,, case file kia jaye,,, :p

malik
06-26-2009, 12:34 AM
bht soch smjh k meine ye faisla kia hai k mein ksi se darne wala nhi lkn phr b ye case wapis leta hon q k meine suna hai k bdla lene se maaf krdena zayada bhtr hai. lkn ek shart nhi nhi shrt to haram hai request hai k nido bhai b gusa krna chor den . q k zyada gusa krne se pagal pn k dure b prte hain . aur mein nhi chahta k paglon se bhs kron. hahahahahahahahah

nido786
06-26-2009, 01:29 AM
Hahahahahahahaha

police ka naam sunte hi baron baron ki .............. samjh gaye hongay ap jub zardari sahb nahi bachay to ap koun se khet ki moli hain.:whoo:whoo

ab to DSP sahb ne bhi bol diya hai abhi bhi waqt hai samajh jao warna police police hoti hai beta.;)

malik
06-26-2009, 02:03 AM
Theek hai theek hai masooooooooooooom bhai k kehne pr mein apni complaint wapis leta hon . Q k siane kehte hain k jan bojh kr aag mein haaaath nhi dena chaye. ab aaaaaaaap b gile shikwe bhula dejie . Q k ml kr rehne mein hi brkt hai.

nido786
06-27-2009, 01:31 AM
Hahahahahahahaha

agar ap complaint wapis lene mein khush hain to sai hai aur han aik respective citizen ki tarah rehna seekhain nai to next time........ :p

ashtrio
06-27-2009, 01:56 AM
nido bhai next time kia karan gay apppppppppppppp ?

malik
07-01-2009, 02:32 AM
Oooooooooooooooooooooye Nido bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai chalange mt kren wrnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

nido786
07-01-2009, 03:05 AM
Yar ab main kisi k khilaf complaint darj karana chahta hon.

malik
07-01-2009, 03:24 AM
oye hoye ab to drane wale b rone lge. akhr oont pahar k neeche aa hi jata hai.
wese aaaaaaap ks pr complaint drj krana chahte hain wo kon khushnaseeb hai js ne aaap ko is pr mjboor kiya hai. yaqeenan koi azeeeeeeeeeeem hsti hogi.hahahahahahaha

nido786
07-01-2009, 03:38 AM
Hahahahahahaha

Malik sahb ap har bat apnay uper kyun le jatay ho :tw

main ne ap k khilaf to complaint darj nai karwani main to masoom k khilaf complaint darj karwana chahta hon

ashtrio
07-01-2009, 04:14 AM
yar nido bhai masoom nay app ka kia bigara hay


??????????

malik
07-01-2009, 04:17 AM
Kuch nhi bgara hai na isi liye. Q k sharif admi ko hr koi drata hai.

ashtrio
07-01-2009, 04:18 AM
u r right malik bhai

TheMask
07-01-2009, 04:44 AM
mein sub discusion sunnay k baad is feslay per pohncha hoon k your are all making violation since long time,, thats y tum teeno k khilaf FIR darj ki jati hay,,

ashtrio
07-01-2009, 06:35 AM
nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ya zulm hay

nido786
07-01-2009, 06:41 AM
ab is ko zul samjho ya kuch bhi bus main ne to complaint karni hai:sm

zain
07-01-2009, 06:55 AM
FIR .........against SANA.......

nido786
07-02-2009, 01:58 AM
Masoom bhai to batao phir kub hazri de rahay ho Police Station mein:p

malik
07-03-2009, 01:42 AM
Masoooooooooooom aaaaaap to ghbra gae . wese mein b. Aur Nido bhai aaaaaaaaap Masoooooonm ki hazri dlwa rahe hain jbk aaap ki khud ki hazri lgne wali hai. hahahahaha.
Aur Zain bhai Sana ne aaaaaaaap ka kia bgara hai. Khariat hai kuch chori to nhi ho gaya . hahahahahahahah

zain
07-03-2009, 01:59 PM
nai yaar sana nay kya bigarna hay.......banda kam sy kam intro tou karwa deta hay


:p heheheh mujy laga wo waali sana hay:)

malik
07-04-2009, 01:28 AM
what do u mean , wo wali sana . bhaaaaaai khair to hai naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
shrmaoooooooooo mt yar khul k btaoooooooo ktne joteeeeeee khaye the hahahahahah

TheMask
07-04-2009, 04:37 AM
helloooooooooooo burrrrrrrrrrrrr....

tum sub ko mutala kia jata hay k sub k sub 10 tareekh ko
police station mein hazri dogay,,
aik hi time per,, subha 11 bajay,, bus,,
phir fesla hoga,,

malik
07-07-2009, 01:05 AM
areeeeeeee Zain bhai to gae kam se wo to srilanka match dekhne gae hwe hain wahan b apni hrkton ki wjah se lockup mein hain to yahan kese pohnchenge. aur Nido bhai to issss dr ki wjah se ghr mein rehte hain k Zaaaaain ka dsot hone ki wjah se dhr na lia jaon wo to hazir hojayenge. baqion ka to mjhe pta nhi.

nido786
07-07-2009, 01:27 AM
aham aham aham

bhai log kia chal raha hai yahan pe ?????

malik bhai jesa D.S.P sahb ne bol diya hai bus wohi hoga unhone sub ko bola hai hazri dene ka to bus sub hazir hongay warna mujhe koi karwai karna paray gi,,,,,

bhai meray aikhir meri naukri ka sawal hai samjha karo:p:p

ashtrio
07-07-2009, 02:03 AM
abheeeeeeeee judg sab nahi ayyyyyyyyyy to hazari kayseeeeeeeeeee ?

nido786
07-07-2009, 02:34 AM
Masoom sahb hazri pehlay police station deni hoti hai

court me case to bad ma jaye ga,,,,

wese main smjh sakta hon ap ki situation k aap ko court kyun itna yad ata hai:rl

ashtrio
07-09-2009, 06:22 AM
hahahahahahha


theek hay nido bhai

nido786
07-09-2009, 06:28 AM
to phir masoom bhai kia socha ap ne hazri deni hai ya,,,,,,

ashtrio
07-09-2009, 06:53 AM
kia karan yar hazari to daynee paray geee

TheMask
07-09-2009, 07:21 AM
nahi do gay to phir tum jantay hi ho,, hamein majbooran bhatti ko bhaijna ho ga tumharya pass,,

nido786
07-10-2009, 01:45 AM
masoom bhai bhatti ko to ap jantay hi ho agar woh agiya na ap pass to bus phir kher nahi hai.

TheMask
07-11-2009, 07:57 AM
phir to aap khud hi taxi kara k police station aa jao gay ,, hahahah :p

ashtrio
07-11-2009, 08:59 AM
app apni taxi lay k ajana main ajaon ga

zain
07-14-2009, 10:12 AM
http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/289.jpg

MD SHO ki gaaari b agaye jinab

ashtrio
07-14-2009, 10:50 AM
Sho ki garee ki tire puncture hai

TheMask
07-15-2009, 02:13 AM
Abhi Sarjent bhaij raha hoon,, iskay saaath aajao station,, http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/285.jpg


WArna police ki gari bhi tayar khari hay,, http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/286.jpg

zain
07-15-2009, 04:17 AM
hahahahahahhahaah lo masoom

nido786
07-15-2009, 04:31 AM
Final warning de ja rahi hai masoom ko k agar us ne hazri nahi di to is ko arrest bhi kiya ja sakta hai final warning.

stpd sharam karo D.S.P sahb ap ko kitna facilitate ker rahay hain aur ap nakhray ker rahay ho. :tw

zain
07-15-2009, 04:36 AM
Jaali Super moderator :p............

nakaloon say hoshyaar rahayn........aslee SUPER MODERATOR ka LOGO Nechay hota hay...:p

nido786
07-15-2009, 05:39 AM
Main to soch raha hon k Zain bhai k khilaf to ab case bana hi liya jaye:sm

zain
07-15-2009, 05:55 AM
SOCHI piyaaa ty Banda gya..............:p....

bhai hum Party k bandy hain.....:)aap kya karo gay:)

nido786
07-15-2009, 06:04 AM
Oh han han thek hai waqai ap to party k banday ho thek hai bhai main apnay words wapis leta hon.

ashtrio
07-15-2009, 09:31 AM
halllow hallow yahan koi party bazi nahi ho ge ya police station hay yahan per jo bhee rishwat layta howa pakra gia us ko suspend kar diya jay ga

zain
07-15-2009, 03:32 PM
masoom bhai aap b hadd krty hain.......party party hoti hy....

TheMask
07-16-2009, 01:23 AM
Party to chalti hay,, tum foran station hazri do,, batein na karo,,

zain
07-16-2009, 01:52 AM
khan g.......aaj kal har taraf party ki chalti hy....khul kar geo

TheMask
07-16-2009, 08:31 AM
haan g to chalo phir lets party man,,, http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/224.jpg

http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/225.jpg

zain
07-16-2009, 03:15 PM
hahahahah ye party nahi

Politics ki baat ho rahi hy bhai meray

TheMask
07-18-2009, 04:57 AM
hahahahahahaha i know man,,, lolzzzzzzzzzzzz..

baat party ki to party means party,,

zain
07-18-2009, 05:05 AM
I love zardari.........


He is so cute and innocent president of pakistan





...................?? samjhdaar k liye ishaara he kaafi hay

TheMask
07-18-2009, 05:19 AM
Party mein enjoy karo,, http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/09/291.jpg

zain
07-18-2009, 05:21 AM
bohat bharya animation kahan say laaty ho......

hm doston ko nahi batao gy??

TheMask
07-18-2009, 05:33 AM
kun nahi batayein gay janab,, ye loo tum bhi lay lo...
or party enjoye karooo yar,, http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/163.jpghttp://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/40.jpg
http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/37.jpgfit party chal rahay hay na,, http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/164.jpg

zain
07-18-2009, 07:26 AM
wah wah.....................

ashtrio
07-19-2009, 12:47 AM
ooooooooooooooooooo hallow hallow mayray bhai ya police station hay ya casinooooooooo ?

zain
07-19-2009, 04:12 PM
the mask k liye casino he hy........:p....

nido786
07-20-2009, 01:52 AM
Masoom ab tum chuptay phiro tumharay naam k arrest warrant nikal gaye hain ab tum bhatti lawyer se contact karo wohi aik banda hai jo tumhe jail janay se bacha sakta hai.:rl:rl:rl

TheMask
07-20-2009, 03:12 AM
Masoom ub to aa hi ja,, warna F-16 tery liye aa rha hay,, http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/144.jpg

is mein beth ja or haan pera shoot say kahien chalang na laga dena ok,,http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/145.jpg

nido786
07-21-2009, 01:32 AM
Yar masoom main akhri dafa bol raha hon k hazri de do police station dekho aj to main bhi tumharay liye aik special car bhej raha hon is mein beth k ajao http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/122.jpg

TheMask
07-21-2009, 01:52 AM
ager nahi to hum nay tumharay liye Elephant bhaij dia hay ub to aajo .. http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/120.jpg
http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/120.jpg
hahahahahahahahah

nido786
07-21-2009, 02:53 AM
Yeh elephant bhejnay ki zarurat nahi woh to masoom k ghar mein pehlay se hi mojood hain.:rl:rl:rl:rl:rl:rl

bint-e-zok
07-21-2009, 03:14 AM
kya matlub apka nido ? masoom ny elephant kesy paly huy hen

TheMask
07-21-2009, 03:46 AM
yar mujhay bhi nido nay hi bataya hay k masoom nay elephant palay huway hien,,
ub pata nahi kub dekhnay jaein gay,,

ashtrio
07-21-2009, 04:07 AM
main hazir hon police station main jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
pocho jo pochna hay



main batata hon

bahaiyon app ko jahaz or garee behajnay ki zarorat nahi hay i have my own 7 serice volvo car i think u know very well

zain
07-21-2009, 04:18 AM
abay ye chal raha hy bai

nido786
07-21-2009, 04:21 AM
Masoom bhai hamain pata hai k aap k paas 7series ki volvo hai magar ap to shahi sawari ka zouq rakhtay hain na to jo ap ne ghar mein elephant palay huay hain woh kub kaam ayen gay :rl:rl:rl:rl

ashtrio
07-21-2009, 04:42 AM
wo kisi or maqsad k liya han bad main bataon ga nido bhai

TheMask
07-21-2009, 04:46 AM
to pehla sawal ye hay k Volvo mein kitnay banday bitha k Muree lay ker jatay thay ?? http://www.mastdunya.com/images/imported/2011/2009/07/114.jpg

ashtrio
07-21-2009, 04:47 AM
sirf 5 banday hahahahahahahaha

TheMask
07-21-2009, 04:53 AM
Nido sun lo ye sara sir jhoot hay,, tum batao k kitnay banay lay kar jata thay masoom jaldi

nido786
07-21-2009, 05:09 AM
Itna jhoot bolta hai yeh masoom,,,,, is ne mujhay 23 banday bolay thay :rl:rl

TheMask
07-21-2009, 05:16 AM
iskay khilaf aik or muqadma dair kiya jata hay,,, ghalt biyani karnay ka,,

nido786
07-21-2009, 05:25 AM
Hahahahahahahaha

yeh to masoom ne apna kaam khud kharab ker diya hai beta ab tayar hojao aik aur muqadmay k liye

TheMask
07-22-2009, 04:48 AM
ub double case ho gya hay,, apni safai mein kuch kehna hay to kaho,,

warna saza milay gi,, barabar milay gi..